Call Kendall Gill because the Hornets can't draw fan support. The Charlotte, New Orleans, Oklaholma City Hornets recently extended their lease through the 2014 season, but more than likely the Teal and Purple will opt out before that, which in return they get stiff fines of $50-$100 million. Fuck that, give that money to the people of N.O. The Hornets average like 11,000 fans per game. I know if Mugsy and Larry Johnson came back it'd easily sky rocket to 40,000 per game. I'd fly down every weekend to watch them play. Another option, promotions. Free Slump Buster drinks at the concession stands, $1 hot dogs, strip clubs, drugs, .9mm pistols, slot machines. You know the people of New Orleans like that shit.
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Wow. You just declared an all out, "makin' it rain" session in the city of N.O.
Sweet. I'll allow it.
But damn, now that you mention that, think of all that history that has trickled down the Hornets franchise.
Pete Maravich. Silky.
Muggsy. Dell Curry. Kendall Gill. LJ. Alonzo. Guys, seriously, weren't the Hornets like the most bad ass team in Hang Time (Sega version)?
Literally. I miss that squad.
I wanna go to NO anyways, but with most of the additional stuff I'd drop out of school and live there during basketball season. My God.
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