While the not so fortunate NFL wild card teams were battlin' it out on the gridiron this past Sunday, Tony Romo, the leader and quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, along side his blondie bombshell girlfriend (GOD DAMMNNN!!!) Jessica Simpson, were seen soakin' up the sun in Mexico.
As reported by Us Magazine, Romo, along with a few teammates, and Jessica, along with her family, were all seen together in Cabo San Lucas apparently rubbing each others butts. An onlooker told the magazine that Tony was very affectionate with Jessica even to go as far as rubbing Jessica's hot bottom (I guarantee he was gazing at Jason Witten while doing it though).
Come on now! Do you really think that going on a vacation for a few days on your off week (also a week before a playoff game) will mess with your mind and take your eye off the prize? Good, because I do too.
Romo and his Cowgirls are just asking for Karma to bite them right in the ass. I would love to know what the Patriots or the Colts do on an off week before they hit the field for an either "go big or go home" weekend. I highly doubt that any winning athletes are thinking of anything else other than their opponent.
While I love vacations and I believe it is a great way to get things off you're mind, I have to 100% disagree with doing it before an NFL playoff game. I'm generally a huge critic of the Cowboys because I think they play dirty (wouldn't have won unless they knocked Favre out of the game) and are highly overrated. You say you learn from you're mistakes Romo, well, you learned how not to fuck up in the playoffs last season and it seems as if you're going to have to learn that again.
G-Men win 17-13 in a close battle that comes down to Romo losing composure. Ouch! Better hope Jessica ain't there Cowboy!
3 comments:
It's sad, because I really don't think this Cabo booty call will affect how Romo plays against the Giants.
But I also believe the Giants will beat the Cowboys, which thereby would put Cowboy Nation all up into sorts, blaming the Romo and Jessica trip for the loss.
Everyone needs to get some ass, regardless of time or place. Think of how many women Wilt slept with. Do you think he ever did it before a crucial game? Better believe it.
Just watch! When the Cowboys lose, who will be to blame and who will honestly know any better?
Romo causes the play resulting in the loss.
We're all gonna look like douchebags if they win. Just saying. But I don't see the Cowboys beating the Giants 3 times this year, Giants win in a close one, I say field goal as time expires...and The Truth meanwhile gets herpes.
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